January 2012
1 post
December 2011
9 posts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
my kids: mommy daddy how did you guys meet?
husband: well kids i was playing a concert and she was in the front row and during a quiet part of the song she looked at me with tears in her eyes and screamed "I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM" and in that moment i knew we were meant to be.
When your parents wake you up in the morning...
shutyourface09:
Expectation:
Reality:
When I graduate, I will sneak into all my...
totally-relatable:
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July 2011
1 post
June 2011
9 posts
Watchraytoroscupcakewhore:
CLICK PLAY, laugh your ass off.
Omg… HAHAHAHAHAH. Why would he even eat the second one?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
LMFAO
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May 2011
1 post
April 2011
17 posts
March 2011
10 posts
Translations from the Girl Language
K = We’re pissed.
I’m fine = Does it look like I’m okay?
Whatever then, I don’t give a fuck anymore = I care, I just want to stop arguing about it.
Get away from me = If you see that I’m pissed and you actually leave me, you’re a dick. I want you to stay and comfort me.
Are you sleepy? = Please don’t be, I want to continue talking to you.
sdjhfskjhfljsh :’) = You just left me speechless.
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Babe Im really missing you
I love you and you’re everything to me. I hope you see this. Miss na miss kita
-Your Baby (your one and only <3) 143.757.736
February 2011
5 posts
